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Ted Dibiase and the Million Dollar Punk Band

by Ted Dibiase and the Million Dollar Punk Band

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Teach them a trade at an early age Thank god for those Indian kids, Taking up sewing, learning to knit. Thank god for the Indian kids, Keeping me in fashion, keeping me rich. Small hands, suited to sequins, You should see their faces at the sewing machines. And it's not the best paid job in the industry but they get 10% off shoes and socks at all Primark shops I dread to think how much my clothes would cost If it wasn't for the Indian sweatshops Because I saw it on a documentary on channel 4 Children being denied the things they love due to employment law And it's not my place to say child labour isn't evil But if that kid wants to sew, give him a needle
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found bin laden hiding in a cave when he looked at me he gave me a cheeky wave he offered me an invitation when i took his hand he had a fucking erection dancing with the taliban we went dancing with the taliban the US army are a bunch of boring cunts can't smoke or drink when you're shooting a gun next time we'll join the taliban he invited me to the end of year dance didn't he passing round the vol au vents, topping up the bubbly said he had a present, I should close my eyes tight I looked in his hand, that definitely wasn't dynamite
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screaming casualties the dr's the enemy employing the phillipines to bring round the tea parking ticket nowhere to park where am i to park my roller? phone call minister yes ted? burn the nhs phone call minister yes ted? fuck the nhs big fat nurses a hobo fucking cunt's cleaning the toilet when it's been done canteens full dirty fucking skanks serving my chips on a plastic plate
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it's kentucky fried friday sitting in the services chowing into to chicken like a wolf with a thirst for it some lads enter one's wearing a backpack look across at lee and we have to hurry up cos we can taste the suspicion he gave a wink, gave a nod they ordered a bargain bucket but we know what’s going on we saw the sweat on his brow he gave a wink, a suspicious cough we dont wanna be around we dont wanna be around we dont wanna be around when one of them goes off then we're walking round canterbury killing time between beers engaged in intelligent conversation about paul gascoigne’s career when a family walks past they're all dressed in black i look across at lee he has a panic attack because he can smell the suspicion they're all huddled in a group just out to do their weekly big shop but we know the truth we saw the sweat on their brows is that a ticking noise or a tut? we dont wanna be around we dont wanna be around we dont wanna be around when one of them goes up I’ve seen the news exploders are everywhere! I’ve seen the news be scared be scared be scared! I’m sick so sick of living in fear of men with backpacks, men with beards so we go to the gym cos we’re starting to bloat fatter than elvis before he took a shit and croaked then an irish bloke enters carrying a duffel bag i look across at lee and he starts to look scared does that bag contain his gym shorts and shoes or is there something else inside? is he here to work on his abs and biceps or has he got something to hide? cos we can smell the suspicion a bag of nails? no one knows! we dont wanna be around we dont wanna be around we dont wanna be around when one of them explodes
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Me and Adele we get on pretty well yeah The petrol strike it don’t affect me I got so much money if my Chauffer has to queue i don’t care And all you kids that brought my albums Want to come and see me perform Once you’ve paid i don’t care how you get there Me and Adele we get on pretty well yeah Though i complain about the expense I still use the nhs cos I aint paying for my own care But when i got my tax bill in I was ready to buy a gun and go randomly open fire Me and Adele we get on pretty well yeah Cos i’m a fucking idiot Who doesn’t believe I should pay for other people’s Medical needs I’m just a selfish prick And i don’t think that it’s cool Paying to put other people’s Kids through school Well you’ve heard us scream already Fuck the NHS! It was inspired by an interview With Adele in the press And we can’t use public transport Any more either So why should we have to pay For you peasants to get here? So maybe one day i’ll find someone like you Who doesn’t believe in paying for the services they don’t use Who complains about paying tax on her millions in the bank Sometimes it hurts to have to give a little back Yeah sometimes it hurts to have to give a little back
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i’m protesting about all the new developments popping up round here they say they’re creating thousands of jobs and new careers and its good for our economy it’s good for business but i’d like the countryside that i grew up with to remain... undisturbed... it’s disgusting they think they can do what they like it seems anything goes on every empty inch of land a new tescos and it’s not that i’ve become environmental but there’s a couple of bits of country that i’m quite attached to should remain... undisturbed... they’re digging up the countryside and i am scared of what they’ll find we’ve been hiding dead prostitutes since 2009 it’s just a living the rich wont get their hands dirty so they turn to us when they’ve had a little accident that needs to be covered up and we do it for a price they call ridiculous but we give the charity shops their bras and knickers so we’re not all bad we’re not all bad... but dont get me wrong we’ve not been killing them we don’t believe in the working woman it’s just a service we provide for the rich and depraved dont get me wrong we’ve not been killing them a way to make money good way to meet women It’s a service we provide for the rich and depraved if you’ve got the money we’ve got a spade if you’ve got the money we’ll find a spot in the shade....
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The first full length album from Ted Dibiase and the Million Dollar Punk Band. The one the world has been waiting the past 5 years for.

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released May 9, 2014

All songs written and performed by Ted Dibiase and the Million Dollar Punk Band.
All sounds created with electric guitar, electric bass and acoustic drums.
No keyboard, no synth, no piano, no Schoenhut toy piano, no organ, no saxophone, no trumpet, no acoustic guitar, no drum machine, no vegetarians.

Engineered and mixed by Dangerous Jimmy Simpson.
Additional engineering by Robbie Dazzler.
Recorded at Squarehead Studio.

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